The apple
I’ve been doing very good lately with my eating habits. Not a lot of calories, foods that are fresh and rich in vitamins. I’m being a good ickle goirl, I am. Yet, today the healthy foods struck back! (dun dun duuuuun)
I got up this morning after a nice lie in (yes I am still having a hard time getting my lazy butt out bed before 6:00 but I did manage 8 today woot!) and after I showered, tarted myself up a bit, and made the bed I took my happy hiney downstairs to get some breakfast. A nice, juicy, red apple was in the fruit basket. Lovely apple. I cut it up and ate my sections. Mmmmmm…ummmmmm…nooooo…..About ten minutes later I got terrible gas pains and those gas pains led to terrible stomach cramps and those stomach cramps led to me running to the bathroom.
For most of today I have been doing Lamaze breathing and holding my tummy. Thinking again why I don’t want children and thanking god for pepto. I feel a bit better and the contractions…um…the cramps are almost gone.
I guess my body didn’t need anymore fiber. ![]()