Yes I have all the proper bits that make me one and I’m curved in all the right places but when it comes down to it, I’m not much of a girl.

Okay, I love make-up, probably my one expensive vice (that is due to my sensitive skin) But can I do the sm0key eyes like they have on the movies and soaps? No. I’ve never even worn false eye lashes once. And my blending techniques are below average at best.

I’m not big on shoes at all. As a matter of fact I think I only have about six pair. Two of which I bought on my husbands suggestion (and force). I do have a lot of purses but I do schlep a lot of stuff around. Mainly journals, scripts, address book etc. Not makeup, manicure kits and scarves (oh my!).

I don’t really like clothes shopping. It drives me batty. If I need a shirt, I go in and get a shirt. If I need socks, I go in and get socks. Spending hour upon hour shopping kind of does my head in. Of course, if I shed 50 pounds that might change

And the big thing is the hair. For the life of me I can’t really do hair. I never experimented with it when I was younger. I can’t even braid it. You should have seen me this morning with rollers in. My feeble attempt to put curls in my hair turned into a nightmarish site of mismatched rolls and frizz. I haven’t a clue on how to do it.

*sigh*